Well lookie who’s finally alive again post-livestream! Hello..
Well lookie who’s finally alive again post-livestream! Hello friends! How’ve you been?
2022-05-06 22:15:20 +0000 UTC View Post
thehaydnporter posts
Did you miss my Star Wars livestream? Check your DMs for a c..
Did you miss my Star Wars livestream? Check your DMs for a copy of my most explicit show to date. 😳 Because my phone screen is tiny, I didn’t realize how much I was showing, and I’m honestly almost too shy to share it…. But in the spirit of the holidays I’m going to be brave!! Use the force! 💦
2022-05-06 07:13:36 +0000 UTC View PostMay the 4th be with you!!! Please come nerd out with me toni..
May the 4th be with you!!! Please come nerd out with me tonight at 8pm CST for an exxxtra fun Star Wars themed livestream! You won’t wanna miss this Sith 🤓💦🪐💕👽
2022-05-04 20:03:50 +0000 UTC View PostDon’t forget about my Star Wars livestream this Wednesday! M..
Don’t forget about my Star Wars livestream this Wednesday! May the 4th at 8pm CST! I still have some more preparations to do before the show… Can you help me reach my goal? $10 - a thank you pic 📸 $20 - a sexy voice message 🗣 $40 - a naughty video 👀 $80 - all of the above, and my sincere thanks! 😽💕
2022-05-02 21:17:51 +0000 UTC View PostCheck your DMs for some steamy Star Wars goodness 💦 My sexy ..
Check your DMs for some steamy Star Wars goodness 💦 My sexy friends stripped me down and showed me a gooood time… 💕 For real though, look at my face! I’m legit thrilled to bits! 🤓 @thecarlotta @taylorsdiary @babyruthy @malloypanda @heyitscodee
2022-05-02 18:54:07 +0000 UTC View PostLittle known fact, I painted this mural in downtown Austin 👩..
Little known fact, I painted this mural in downtown Austin 👩🏻🎨
2022-05-02 01:11:35 +0000 UTC View PostCheck your DMs for my //accidentally// most explicit video y..
Check your DMs for my //accidentally// most explicit video yet! I got a little carried away on the couch and showed wayyy more than I’d intended to, but I’m feeling uncharacteristically bold and decided to share anyway.
2022-05-01 05:11:13 +0000 UTC View PostIn other news, I recently dressed up as a unicorn… 🦄✨💕
In other news, I recently dressed up as a unicorn… 🦄✨💕
2022-04-29 02:42:00 +0000 UTC View PostMay the 4th will soon be upon us, and yours truly is going t..
May the 4th will soon be upon us, and yours truly is going to do a Star Wars themed livestream :) Since this will be a midweek show, what time works best for you?
2022-04-27 01:17:32 +0000 UTC View PostOh hi there! You just gonna stare, or are you gonna come pum..
Oh hi there! You just gonna stare, or are you gonna come pump one out with me? ;p
2022-04-26 04:33:38 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone always asks “Where’s Waldo?”, but nobody ever asks ..
Everyone always asks “Where’s Waldo?”, but nobody ever asks “How’s Waldo?” 🤔❤️🤍❤️
2022-04-25 03:23:57 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know my ass is a full dress size larger than the res..
Did you know my ass is a full dress size larger than the rest of my body? I’m a small for anything else, but my butt is a solid medium! This is why you’ll almost always find me either wearing stretch pants or no pants…
2022-04-24 04:30:36 +0000 UTC View PostWho’s got a hankering for a custom video? I don’t do them ve..
Who’s got a hankering for a custom video? I don’t do them very often, but I’m all dolled up and very much in the mood 😈
2022-04-23 04:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostTBT to when I clicked my ruby sneakers together 3 times and ..
TBT to when I clicked my ruby sneakers together 3 times and ended up at EDC Vegas ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
2022-04-22 00:03:29 +0000 UTC View PostIf you had encountered me back when I was a barista, would y..
If you had encountered me back when I was a barista, would you have tipped me well? 🥺💕☕️
2022-04-21 01:41:01 +0000 UTC View PostOh hi! See anything you like? ;p
Oh hi! See anything you like? ;p
2022-04-20 03:43:17 +0000 UTC View PostMario stepping out on 🍑 (Also pretty please “like” my post!..
Mario stepping out on 🍑 (Also pretty please “like” my post! It seems silly, but these things matter!) Faaaanks! 💕
2022-04-18 22:51:34 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Easter!! 🐰 Alas, no rabbit ears over here, but the Eas..
Happy Easter!! 🐰 Alas, no rabbit ears over here, but the Easter bunny decided to hop into your DMs with sweet little treat anyway 🤤 @thecarlotta and I got a bit carried away our bubble gun, and made a reeeeeal mess all over each other 💦
2022-04-17 23:58:07 +0000 UTC View PostCheck your DMs for some ultra nerdy naked fun! 🤓 I dug up my..
Check your DMs for some ultra nerdy naked fun! 🤓 I dug up my old Halloween costumes, and @taylorsdiary and @thecarlotta were kind enough to go down the darkest dorkiest rabbit hole with me. 😈 I included a bunch of bonus pics, because we had sooo much fun shooting this together, and I wanted to share that with you 😽💕🍄
2022-04-17 02:14:16 +0000 UTC View PostBe on the lookout for some tramps on a trampoline bouncing i..
Be on the lookout for some tramps on a trampoline bouncing into your DMs.👯♀️ You mayyy have seen this set elsewhere, but you haven’t seen the one that includes my own POV videos, where I’m bouncing and shrieking with fear/delight! Yes, you can shriek for two reasons at once 😈 @thecarlotta @taylorsdiary @babyruthy @malloypanda @heyitscodee @aryastorme ( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) ( . )( . )
2022-04-15 23:00:39 +0000 UTC View PostI’m like a dog in heat, a freak without warning 🐕
I’m like a dog in heat, a freak without warning 🐕
2022-04-15 03:54:43 +0000 UTC View PostI’m still alive! Just barely! Been in a major cleaning mood ..
I’m still alive! Just barely! Been in a major cleaning mood all day, and finally the end is in sight! Looking forward to getting allll these costumes organized and packed away, putting my art up on the walls, and feeling like a functional human again. Wish me luuuuck!
2022-04-14 00:41:27 +0000 UTC View PostLess than 2 hours until your favorite nerd begins her first ..
Less than 2 hours until your favorite nerd begins her first ever Austin livestream! Come hang out with me!! //9:30pm CST tonight!!//
2022-04-10 00:42:49 +0000 UTC View PostWooooo!! It’s not perfect, but my room is officially accepta..
Wooooo!! It’s not perfect, but my room is officially acceptable enough for my first Austin livestream!! 🥳 Please come hang out with me tomorrow night (I guess technically today, since it’s past midnight 😬) so I’m not all alone on the internet! Saturday the 9th //9:30pm CST// 😽💕
2022-04-09 06:31:42 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate! I’m not sick! Turns out I’m just allergic to açaí be..
Update! I’m not sick! Turns out I’m just allergic to açaí berries 😬 Thanks to Benadryl I avoided an ER trip, but I’ve been pretty knocked out all day. I’m really sorry if I’ve been slow to respond to your messages, I should be a more functional human tomorrow! 🤞💕 Aaaanyway, here’s a cute pic from when @taylorsdiary , @heyitscodee and I pretended to be Disney princesses. Can you tell who we’re dressed up as? 💚❄️🔔
2022-04-08 04:55:03 +0000 UTC View PostHonestly I haven’t felt too great today. I think the stress ..
Honestly I haven’t felt too great today. I think the stress of finishing up my move combined with too little sleep has finally caught up with me. Gonna rest up so I’m in tiptop shape for my livestream this weekend on **Saturday the 9th at 9:30pm CST**. In the meantime, I’m going to reflect on the time that @taylorsdiary , @thecarlotta and I had way too much fun with food.
2022-04-07 02:33:27 +0000 UTC View PostAbout to get the last of my things from my ex’s place, and I..
About to get the last of my things from my ex’s place, and I am SO happy to finally be done with this chapter of my life. I don’t have a witty pun, but here’s a pic of me being cute! Looking forward to all the booty-ful things the future has in store for me. (There we go, I knew I’d think of something halfway decent eventually) 🤓💕😎
2022-04-06 00:03:26 +0000 UTC View PostCan you tell how much I love her? If you somehow aren’t alre..
Can you tell how much I love her? If you somehow aren’t already following her, go add @thecarlotta and tell her “yabba dabba doo” for me ;p
2022-04-05 02:40:50 +0000 UTC View PostJust your friendly neighborhood nerd, hanging out on a motor..
Just your friendly neighborhood nerd, hanging out on a motorcycle 🏍🤓🌌
2022-04-03 22:12:57 +0000 UTC View PostGuess who’s *almost* ready to do her first Austin livestream..
Guess who’s *almost* ready to do her first Austin livestream…. I’m going to do my first show from my new place next **Saturday the 9th at 9:30pm CST**. I have a lot of unpacking to do between now and then, and need to figure out some ways to eliminate echoes in my room, as it’s all hardwood floors. In the interest of having good lighting and not sounding like I’m in a cave, anything you can contribute to my goal would be very much appreciated! I want to make sure I sound and look as good as possible for you, and that you can enjoy me from every angle…. 💦 Just realized I need curtains too, so I don’t give the neighbors a free show! 🙊 I’m going to try to do this all as economically as possible, but I really do need to do a lot to get my space in tip top shape so I can give you the very best 💕 As thanks for contributing me campaign, I can offer the following: $5 a sweet thank you message 💋 $10 a bonus pic 📸 $20 a sexy voice message 🗣 $40 a naughty thank you video ❤️ $80 you pick one of the songs I dance to during my show! 🎶
2022-04-02 22:22:29 +0000 UTC View Post
