What did the policeman say to his belly button? ๐ You're und..
What did the policeman say to his belly button? ๐ You're under a vest!
2024-09-05 20:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the policeman say to his belly button? ๐ You're under a vest!
2024-09-05 20:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf this resonates with your soul, show it some love with a like! โค๏ธ๐
2024-09-05 14:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a ๐ก switch? Because you really turn me on.
2024-09-05 08:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe POV angles on this Slutty Sailor Moon will have you lips and dick drooling for the Sloppiest ๐ฆ๐จ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐จ๐๐ in the Galaxy ๐ ๐ฆ
2024-09-05 05:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happened to the guy that accidentally made his morning coffee with some Red Bull instead of with water? ๐ He got halfway to his work before he realized he had forgotten his car
2024-09-05 01:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWant to connect with someone who shares your sense of humor? DM me! ๐
2024-09-04 19:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostComplete this sentence: You, me, and _____. ๐โ๐
2024-09-04 13:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostLet our whispers of desire ignite a fire within, burning with an intensity that cannot be extinguished. ๐ฅ๐
2024-09-04 07:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door? ๐ฅ Close the door, I'm dressing!
2024-09-04 06:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostWant to chat with someone who is easy to talk to? DM me! ๐ฃ๏ธ
2024-09-04 00:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like Mexican food? โCuz I want to wrap you up and make you my Bae-ritto. ๐ฏ๐
2024-09-03 18:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostSurrender to the intoxicating allure of our connection, as we merge into a single entity of boundless love. ๐ฅ๐
2024-09-03 12:27:03 +0000 UTC View Post๐ถโ๐๐ฒ ๐ป๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ป ๐๐ผ ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ the way my pussy gripped this MASSIVE dildo is sinful ๐
2024-09-03 10:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostTap twice if you're ready to embrace your authentic self! ๐๐
2024-09-03 05:31:03 +0000 UTC View Post๐ฆ ๐ Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out. ๐๐
2024-09-02 23:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostOur love is a masterpiece of intimacy, painted with the hues of vulnerability and adorned with the brushstrokes of trust. ๐จ๐
2024-09-02 17:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostANIME FAN?? ๐ Want to see Misa Amane from Death Note get ravaged by a shinigami tongue until she cums? ๐ Cause that's exactly what I have for you! It's my very first full on Cosplay and I took the role very seriously making sure I could fully fill the fantasy whether you've seen the shower or not, trust me this one is fucking hot!! ๐ฅต๐ฅต I rarely gloat but I'm so fucking proud of this one ๐ you're going to cum everywhere, I assure you
2024-09-02 15:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is called if you have tea in a golden cup every morning? ๐ต My gilt-tea pleasure
2024-09-02 11:26:03 +0000 UTC View Postโค๏ธ๐ You know, I'm not currently an organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart. ๐๐
2024-09-02 04:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostAllow me to be your guide through the labyrinth of passion, leading you to the depths of ecstasy and fulfillment. ๐๏ธ๐น
2024-09-01 22:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostIโm kinda nervous to do this.... ๐ okay, only unlock this if youโd really see me lRL ๐๐ ๐
2024-09-01 20:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostI got a hen to regularly count her own eggs ๐ฃ She's a real mathamachicken!
2024-09-01 16:28:01 +0000 UTC View PostDon't leave me hanging! DM me and let's keep the conversation going. ๐ ๐ฌ
2024-09-01 10:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostIn the embrace of our passion, time unravels, and we find ourselves lost in a realm where only love exists. โณ๐
2024-09-01 03:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhich superhero delivers the morning papers? ๐ It's Newspaperman
2024-08-31 21:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWant to make a new friend? Send me a message! ๐โโ๏ธ
2024-08-31 15:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you know CPR โcuz you just took my breath away! ๐๐ท
2024-08-31 09:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostI used to work in a shoe-recycling shop ๐ It was sole destroying!
2024-08-31 02:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf this brought a little joy to your day, show it with a like! ๐๐
2024-08-30 20:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostTitanic? Thatโs my icebreaker. Whatโs up? ๐ข๐
2024-08-30 14:22:02 +0000 UTC View Post