“By the truth we are undone. Life is a dream. 'Tis the wakin..
“By the truth we are undone. Life is a dream. 'Tis the waking that kills us. He who robs us of our dreams robs us of our life”
—Orlando
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“I'm sick to death of this particular self. I would like ano..
“I'm sick to death of this particular self. I would like another.”
—Orlando
Isn’t the little art collection I keep by my bed so cute??
Isn’t the little art collection I keep by my bed so cute??
2020-05-08 21:26:36 +0000 UTC View PostOk but can we all agree that Miss Honey really suited me?
Ok but can we all agree that Miss Honey really suited me?
2020-05-08 05:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post″‘You seemed so far away,’ Miss Honey whispered, awestruck. ..
″‘You seemed so far away,’ Miss Honey whispered, awestruck. ‘Oh, I was. I was flying past the stars on silver wings,’ Matilda said. ‘It was wonderful.‘”
2020-05-07 03:47:17 +0000 UTC View Post"Jennifer Honey was born to Magnus Honey and an unknown moth..
"Jennifer Honey was born to Magnus Honey and an unknown mother. When Jennifer was two, her mother died of what is likely natural causes. Her father needed someone to take care of his now mother-less daughter while he was at work, and so he called in his deceased wife's half sister Agatha Trunchbull. Unknown to him, Trunchbull was very cruel to his daughter behind his back. What is worse for Miss Honey was when she was five when her father died (the cause of which is unknown, but is thought to have been a suicide), leaving her to be t*rtured by Trunchbull. Luckily, Jennifer was able to escape her wicked aunt, living in a lovely little house.
Several years later, Miss Honey became a teacher at Crunchem Hall, which was where Miss Trunchbull became principal at. While Miss Trunchbull unleashed a reign of terror on Crunchem Hall, Miss Honey was a well loved teacher towards all of her students. She became especially interested in her newest student Matilda Wormwood because of her smart brain and love of books. She attempted to talk to Trunchbull and Matilda's parents Harry and Zinnia Wormwood, but none of them were willing to listen. After Matilda pulled a prank on Trunchbull, she confided with Jennifer on her telekinesis, while Miss Honey told Matilda about her relationship between her and Miss Trunchbull.
Wanting to get back at Miss Trunchbull for what she did to Miss Honey, Matilda secretly formulated a plan to scare Trunchbull. To do this, Matilda used her powers to make Trunchbull think that Magnus' ghost was haunting her at the school, f*rcing her to give Miss Honey her house and inheritance from her father. This led to Trunchbull running screaming from the school, never to be seen again.
With Trunchbull gone, Miss Honey moved back into her father's house. Matilda later became a regular houseguest to her. After Mr. Wormwood was exposed in his illegal car dealerships, he attempted to take Matilda with the rest of the family. However, Matilda convinced them to sign the adoption papers that would leave Matilda in Miss Honey's care, which they agreed to since they weren't all that interested in her. Miss Honey and Matilda then lived a very happy life together.”
Sent this to an ex-boyfriend once, just to brighten his day
Sent this to an ex-boyfriend once, just to brighten his day
2020-05-05 20:48:07 +0000 UTC View Post
This post is a reminder that you’re cultured as fuck if you ..
This post is a reminder that you’re cultured as fuck if you subscribe to my OnlyFans.
Next heroine on the docket: Ophelia
If the glow cast by a buttercup makes your chin yellow, it m..
If the glow cast by a buttercup makes your chin yellow, it means you like butter.
2020-05-04 02:14:06 +0000 UTC View PostNPR’s deep dive into food in Nabokov’s work, including lolli..
NPR’s deep dive into food in Nabokov’s work, including lollipops —> https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/01/26/464343304/lolita-and-lollipops-what-nabokov-had-to-say-about-nosh
2020-05-03 07:34:40 +0000 UTC View PostIs the sexualization of ch*ldren in fiction amoral? Is ficti..
Is the sexualization of ch*ldren in fiction amoral? Is fiction beyond moral reproach?
2020-05-03 07:28:06 +0000 UTC View PostNext up in our softcore cosplay of hardcore literary heroine..
Next up in our softcore cosplay of hardcore literary heroines we have...... L*LITA! Or, my take on L*lita. Which is arguably a new and separate thing ?
Do you think there shouldn’t be (several) movies about L*lita? Do you think Nabakov’s book should be banned because it invites the making of pornography that could harm those involved? Do you think the practice of banning book itself is amoral since it restricts our freedom of speech?
Excited to hear your thoughts, Book Club.
Me at dinner with our friends VERSUS Me once we get home
Me at dinner with our friends
VERSUS
Me once we get home
ONE MORE TIME FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK ROW
ONE MORE TIME FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK ROW
2020-04-28 04:06:43 +0000 UTC View PostI believe the phrase The Irish Times is searching for is “qu..
I believe the phrase The Irish Times is searching for is “queen shit” ? ??
2020-04-28 03:53:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhich literary heroine do you want to see me dress up as nex..
Which literary heroine do you want to see me dress up as next?
2020-04-26 06:16:17 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to my new Book Club, friends!!! I’m currently readin..
Welcome to my new Book Club, friends!!! I’m currently reading “Now, More, Again: A Memoir if Addiction” by Elizabeth Wurtzel. Five out of five stars.
2020-04-26 02:20:36 +0000 UTC View Post“It is a truth universally acknowledged that an single girl’..
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that an single girl’s ass in possession of juiciness, must be in want of a good squeezing.”
—Pride and Prejudice
Jane Austen, eat your heart out
Jane Austen, eat your heart out
2020-04-26 01:54:58 +0000 UTC View PostElizabeth Bennet would never. But I would.
Elizabeth Bennet would never. But I would.
2020-04-26 01:48:45 +0000 UTC View Post
